A couple of years ago, our oldest son decided to take advantage of the fact that our youngest son could not yet read and write. He was tired and trying to get to sleep, but his younger brother was apparently being a pest. So he jotted a note on a piece of paper and gave it to our youngest and told him to go give it to us. It read, "I am not letting Zaphron sleep." Very clever. Needless to say, we had a great laugh.
Thankfully we had a camera nearby.